HOW MANY WARS FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENT?

I'm sorry, but I'm beginning to lose track of how many conflicts are brewing. President McCain?, Clinton?, Obama?, Nader?????....Iraq...how many countries will eventually be sucked into this quagmire?...Syria, Turkey(already there), Iran, Saudi Arabia?...etc... Afghanistan, does it stop here or drift into Pakistan(ya know, where that Osama guy from 9/11 is!)...India...nukes???? Kosovo, do we fight Serbia...with NATO...against Russia....anyone remember WWI's start? Columbia???....who's idea was this to get things started with Equador and Venezuela...do I hear $150 a barrel oil? Israel?...let's hit Gaza...Hamas bad...Abbas good...screw Lebanon.... Iran...what the heck...more fun...makes Cheney happy...is that Russia again? We almost have peace in North Korea, if only people in this administration can keep their yaps shut....but they won't... And let's not forget Kenya, eh, Obama...who's your daddy???? How about a Zimbabwe-South African war...half the Zimbabweans are already across the border.... Let's not forget Chad...as their lake dries up and they scrounge for what little is left to live on...which brings us to oil-rich Darfur...not to mention Nubia, both of which China wants and the Sudan wants to give...it's not genocide...it;s business. I'm sure there are more I'm missing. As Mr. T may say for our next president...."I pity the fool!!!" Especially when they fight the Great Arctic War against Russia, Canada... and the Scandinavians....just to kill Polar Bears!!!...GLOBAL WARMING!!!...DOESN'T EXIST!!!